Say! Are you hungry? You hate pigeons? You are really really hungry? You really really hate pigeons?
Well, the folks at Blemco have come up with the Answer that kills two birds with one stone and serves them up in a tasty meal! SQUAB FLATS!
Thats right, we go to neighborhoods like yours where pigeons are strutting around and catch them. Using our secret sauce and many pounds of pressure we create the ultimate snack food!
So when you wish for a snack and pigeons abound, grab a bag of Squab Flats. You will be cooing with delight in no time.
Now I have the ad and with the sticker we can make history*.
*Disclaimer The previous ad is for entertainment purposes and is not meant to endorse the eating of yucky pigeons.
Say!
Are you hungry?
You hate pigeons?
You are really really hungry?
You really really hate pigeons?
Well, the folks at Blemco have come up with the Answer that kills two birds with one stone and serves them up in a tasty meal!
SQUAB FLATS!
Thats right, we go to neighborhoods like yours where pigeons are strutting around and catch them. Using our secret sauce and many pounds of pressure we create the ultimate snack food!
So when you wish for a snack and pigeons abound, grab a bag of Squab Flats. You will be cooing with delight in no time.
Now I have the ad and with the sticker we can make history*.
*Disclaimer
The previous ad is for entertainment purposes and is not meant to endorse the eating of yucky pigeons.
Looks great.