I recently got myself a copy of Sláine (the Simon Bisley version) and was, of course, really inspired by it! So, here we go. Not exactly christmas spirit, but merry christmas anyway!
If I could marry anything in the world right now it would be that sword, is it even legal to marry I sword? I don't care. I say screw you to legalities and taboos of a broken and morally bankrupt society where men are not allowed to be men and marry swords! What is this world coming to?